Thursday, September 9, 2010

John Goes To Creepsville:

Our pal John, big shot music video director, enjoys the finer things in life. Luxurious garments, shiny jewels, comfortable loafers, and of course sleezy, scumbagish, casino manager sunglasses. Basically, when John enters the room in these newly purchased vintage Gucci shades, nobody feels safe. Not even the Ninja in the movie Revenge of The Ninja! Or even the other Ninja from Revenge of The Ninja that the first Ninja is getting revenge on! Ya see? Not even NINJAS are safe. Hope you're happy with yourself, John. We at Gentlemen's Breakfast sure are. FYI John, my cement shoe size runs half a size large.

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