Festivus Pole:

Our Festivus Pole was the traditional aluminum material, yet we found a red one. RED. Awesome.

Festivus Feats of Strength:

We had eggnog, give us a break. Do you know how many CALORIES eggnog has? We don't know, on account of not being sissies.

Festivus Grievances:

We had our party-goers write their grievances down on scrap paper and drop them into a hat. These are a few of the good ones.

Fetsivus Party, Thursday Dec 23rd, 5pm-9pm:

That's right! We'll have the pole... the airing... the feats... all of it. There will be eggnog too! The grievances will be written on small pieces of paper and placed in a hat and we will POST the grievances on our blog next week, for the world to see. Party is from 5pm-9pm, buddy! Bring your buddy!

The Heavies:

These AMERICAN made vintage specs are heavy because they have the original glass sun lenses with a very tiny "US" engraved at the top of each lens. The frame is smokey green with gray lenses. Call or email us for the price.

Apply Liberally:

These awesome, super light weight, super durable, super comfortable vintage shades are made in Holland. Call or email us for the price.

Faded, in the 1960's:

These 2 pairs of swell 1960's fade frames are made in a country called The United States of America. Amazing, isn't it? Call or email for the price.